Harry Potter Will Be Relieved
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Multi-culturalism is still hard at work in the U.K. Finally, the poor, persecuted witches and pagans will be able to practice their "religion" while incarcerated. How they have suffered before this ruling! I know it was keeping me awake at night.
[[ Pagan priests will be allowed to use wine and wands during ceremonies in jails under instructions issued to every prison governor.
Inmates practising paganism will be allowed a hoodless robe, incense and a piece of religious jewellery among their personal possessions. They will also be allowed to have Tarot cards but are forbidden from using them to tell the fortunes of other prisoners. ]]
Got that? Wine and wands are okay...but no telling the other prisoners what their future holds. As if that would be a trick... "umm, the cards seem to say that you are a criminal and a loser... and that there are lots of bars in your future... no, not the kind with stools and drinks..."
Pagans Rejoice!
I think we should have a sacrifice and drink some blood or something to celebrate.
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posted by kmg at 05:44
1 Comments:
Hey, come on, relax, people. Yes, the whole multiculti thing has been taken way too far, but remember, it wasn't that long ago that "family values" was a curse word, either. These things run in cycles, and this one is past its peak already.
Steve
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