Monday, September 12, 2005

Can You Imagine...

...if he was a Conservative and did something like this??

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin Moves To Dallas

[[ New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin greeted President Bush when he arrived in Louisiana last night, and was at his side as he fielded questions on the Katrina relief efforts this morning. That quality time with the president, however, marks the mayor's first visit to the disaster area since Wednesday when Nagin pulled up stakes and moved his family to Dallas. The Dallas Morning News reports that Nagin has already bought a house in the city, and enrolled his daughter in school. ]]

I know what you're thinking: He bought a house in Dallas?? What the hell????? Good Lord, he has completely abandoned his people and his city! He hasn't been seen in New Orleans in almost a week!! Surely the media will rip him to shreds over this!

[[ When the Mayor appeared on "Meet the Press" on Sunday from Dallas, he was never asked about his presence there, or his decision to move his family. ]]

Did you get that? He appeared on the show FROM DALLAS... and they did not ask him anything about it. Not even curious.

Holy Mother of...




Blogger Barbara said...

I can see him moving his family for awhile, until they can get New Orleans cleaned up. But, buying a house in Dallas? Around here, you have to live in the city/town for which you are mayor? Is it different in New Orleans?

And, why can't he get his lazy SELF down there and help in the clean up?

13/9/05 05:55  
Blogger Tsar Lazar said...

Pomoze Bog.

I, personally, don't blame him. Having been to NO on several occasions, I can testify that it's a "latrine containment ditch." The Big Sleazy is certainly no place to raise a kid.

On the cynical side, Nagin probably feels that he has deflected interest off of himself and on to Babs effectively enough to give himself a new start somewhere else. I think it's safe to say that his political career in LA is over---unless, of course, he becomes poster-boy for the Marion Barry Syndrome. But realistically, he may be looking to enmesh himself in Dallas politics and shake the dust (or toxic mud) of NO off of his sandals.

Tsar Lazar

13/9/05 06:27  
Blogger Tsar Lazar said...

Pomoze Bog.

Since hizzoner da Mayor has been showing signs of heavy LSD use these last two weeks, I composed this little parody based upon a John Lennon song:


Imagine there's no Katrina
As I sit warm and dry.
No flooded hell around me
While the baby victims cry.
Imagine all the people
Riding buses out of town...

You say I'm a dreamer,
Trying to erase my shame.
I hope someday you'll see that
It was Babs who was to blame.

Tsar Lazar

13/9/05 16:31  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome! Encore!

13/9/05 19:49  

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