He Loves The Troops

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Senator kerry, remember all of that stuff you said back during Vietnam... you know, the stuff about how our troops were evil marauders who raped and pillaged and all that...? Then later, you tried to recant and say that you really didn't think our military was all bad and evil...

Anyway, Senator, how do you feel about our troops now? You know, the ones in the fight right this very minute?

"And there is no reason that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the--of--the historical customs, religious customs. Whether you like it or not--Iraqis should be doing that."

- john kerry - Face the Nation - December 4, 2005

Okay, so... our troops are "terrorizing" women, kids AND children... got it.

Thank you, Senator.

And thank you, America... for not putting that colossal idiot in the White House.

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