There Are Clowns...

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...and then there are the hollywood a**-clowns.

[[ Oscar-winning US actress Gwyneth Paltrow feels dinner talk is far more interesting in her adopted homeland Britain than back in her native country.

"I love the English lifestyle, it's not as capitalistic as America. People don't talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner," she told "NS," the weekend magazine supplement of daily Portuguese newspaper Diario de Noticias on Saturday.

"I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans," the 34-year-old added. ]]

And, if you needed more convincing as to her character... guess who is her "big sister" and advisor? (If you said Queen Elizebeth, you were wrong.)

[[ She said having US pop star Madonna, 48, who married British film director Guy Ritchie six years ago, nearby was another advantage to living in London.

"She's like an older sister. Everything I have gone through, she went through ten times worse and ten times longer. She gives me good advice about how to say no and take care of myself," said Paltrow. ]]

There you have it. England is far superior to America... and madonna is one of the reasons why. Say no more, gwyneth... please... say no more. Just stay there and don't hurt your sensibilities by coming over to this awful place anymore. Oh, and we'll just stop supporting your "art" and see if you still hate the evil capitalists when your money dries up.

I wish... oh, I wish.

Idiots... small minded, superficial, traiterous idiots... oh, and please don't forget hypocritical.

paltrow Prefers England To Her Homeland

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