Now This Is Good News

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*Fake, robotic monotone*

"Well,- I- am- certainly- very- surprised- to- hear- about- this-. Who- would- have- thought- such- a- thing- could- happen?"

Gun Prices Drop In Gaza

[[ Smugglers have brought large amounts of weapons and bullets into Gaza from Egypt, and the influx has cut black market prices, Palestinian officials and a weapons dealer said on Wednesday.

The Gaza-Egypt frontier used to be heavily guarded by Israel, but thousands have crossed in both directions since Israeli troops withdrew on Monday. ]]

Maybe they just want to use the guns to help keep the wild prarie dog population under control.

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